1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:16,768 [ Birds Twittering ] 4 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,308 [ Clock Ticking ] [ Garbled Radio Transmission ] 5 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:26,378 [ Man On Radio ] GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING! WAKE UP AND PLUG IN. 6 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:32,284 THIS FIRST ONE'S GOING OUT TO OUR CHROME-PLATED CRONY WITH A BIG HEART FULL OF CRUMBS. 7 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,020 HIT IT, BOYS. AH-ONE AND AH-TWO. 8 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:39,224 ♪♪ [ Music Begins ] 9 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,426 [ Snapping "Fingers" ] 10 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,231 [ On Radio ] ♪ HE LIKES BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ 11 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,134 ♪ HE LIKES TOAST AND JAM ♪ 12 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:52,103 ♪ THAT'S WHAT BABY FEEDS HIM ♪ YEAH! [ Laughs ] 13 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,939 ♪ HE'S A LOVIN' MAN ♪ I LOVE THIS SONG! 14 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:59,511 ♪♪ [ Music Continues ] WELL, COME OVER HERE, TWIST MY DIAL AND PUMP UP THE VOLUME! 15 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:05,216 ♪ THAT'S WHAT BABY FEEDS ME I'M HER LOVIN' MAN ♪ WHEE! 16 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:08,253 [ Snapping ] ♪ HE LIKES BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ 17 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,922 GUYS. GUYS! ♪♪ [ Stops ] 18 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:15,126 YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE BEEN SOME GOOD SONGS WRITTEN IN THE LAST 20 YEARS. 19 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,897 - HOW 'BOUT SOME RAP? - THEY DON'T CALL THEM "GOLDEN OLDIES" FOR NOTHIN'. 20 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:23,869 [ Vacuum ] HIT IT, RADIO! [ On Radio ] ♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ 21 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,405 - ♪ NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪ - [ Appliances Laughing ] 22 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:31,075 ♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪ 23 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:35,947 ♪ NO, NO, NO, NO ♪ ♪ NO MORE BREAD AND BUTTER NO MORE TOAST AND JAM ♪ 24 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,817 [ Singing Off-Key ] ♪ I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER ♪ ♪♪ [ Music Stops ] 25 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,053 [ Radio ] OH, IT'S THE LITTLE PEST FROM THE JUNK DRAWER. 26 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:46,758 ♪ I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER WAH-WAH-DOO-DAH DAY ♪ 27 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:50,662 ♪ A SCOTTY WOTTY DOO-DAH DAY, YEAH ♪ 28 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,699 PREPARE A EULOGY. THAT SONG HAS JUST BEEN MURDERED. 29 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,767 [ Clicks Off ] 30 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:59,170 IT SIMPLY ISN'T FROM MY DAY. THAT'S ALL. 31 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,140 HMM. WHY, BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY-- 32 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:05,711 HERE HE GOES WITH THE BLUE DANUBE AND THE WIENER SCHNITZEL AGAIN. 33 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,746 TIME FOR A YAWN. 34 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:12,784 WHERE'D HE COME FROM, ANYWAY? HE WAS IN THE JUNK DRAWER WHEN WE MOVED IN, REMEMBER? 35 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,819 A FORMER OWNER OF THE HOUSE MUST HAVE LEFT HIM THERE. 36 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:18,857 THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE. 37 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,859 [ Squeaking ] 38 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:26,064 I-I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE. SURE, MOM. 39 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:29,501 [ Grunting, Straining ] 40 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,503 THERE. 41 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,975 THANKS, SQUIRT. THAT'S BETTER. 42 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:40,044 AH, YOU WERE SAYING THAT HEARING AID HAS BEEN HERE A LONG TIME? 43 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,047 YEAH. HE USED TO BELONG TO SOME SMARTY-PANTS GUY. 44 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,251 WITH FUNNY HAIR AND GLASSES. 45 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,220 I THINK HE GOT A NEW-MODEL HEARING AID JUST BEFORE HE MOVED AWAY. 46 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,222 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 47 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:54,693 [ Gasps ] NOTHING. JUST SPOUTING OFF. [ Giggles ] 48 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,861 THE MISTRESS AND THE MASTER MUST LIKE HIM. 49 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:01,300 OF COURSE, THEY'RE LIKING ME. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY KEEP CHANGING MY BATTERY? 50 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:06,538 I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THEY DIDN'T TOSS HIM IN THE OL' TRASHEROO WHEN THEY MOVED IN. 51 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,708 YOU KNOW THE MASTER. HE NEVER THROWS ANYTHING AWAY. 52 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,076 [ All ] THANK GOODNESS! 53 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,979 BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT HE'S GOOD FOR. 54 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,650 - YEAH. NONE OF US NEEDS A HEARING AID. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 55 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,353 [ Yelling ] I SAID, "NONE OF US NEEDS A HEARING AID"! 56 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:25,957 AS THEY SAY IN THE OLD COUNTRY, A HINT I CAN TAKE. 57 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:29,361 GUESS I'LL GO BACK FOR A SNOOZE TOO. SEE YA NEXT APRIL. 58 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,364 HOW COME THE MASTER ONLY TAKES YOU OUT EVERY APRIL 14th? 59 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,867 TAX TIME! I LIVE FOR IT! 60 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,210 [ Sighs ] 61 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,946 BLANKY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 62 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,882 [ Blanky ] WHEN ARE THE MASTER AND MISTRESS COMING HOME? 63 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,884 I MISS THEM. 64 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:58,089 MISS THEM? [ Laughs ] YOU GUYS ARE NOT TO BE BELIEVED. 65 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,258 ANOTHER COUNTRY HEARD FROM. 66 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:03,528 THEY'RE JUST HUMANS! NO CIRCUITS TO SPEAK OF. 67 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:08,366 THEY'LL COME AND THEY'LL GO, BUT I'LL STILL BE HERE. I'M THE FUTURE! 68 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,603 OH, YEAH? WELL, LISTEN, YOU-- 69 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,606 YOU RADIOACTIVE THING, YOU. 70 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:17,942 YOU CAN JUST AS EASILY GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. 71 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:21,379 WHO SAYS? [ All ] WE SAYS! 72 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:26,984 - WHAT GOOD ARE YOU, ANYWAY? - YEAH. I'VE BEEN ASKIN' MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION. 73 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:30,922 [ Crashes ] WELL, YOU'LL SOON SEE, MY OBSOLETE ONES. 74 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:35,160 THERE'S SOME CHANGES ABOUT TO BE MADE AROUND HERE, AND THEY DON'T INVOLVE YOU. 75 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:39,497 CHANGES? I DON'T LIKE CHANGES. 76 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,699 IT'S NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE, BLANKY. 77 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:46,003 YEAH. WE'RE THE MUSKETEERS, REMEMBER? ALL FOR ONE AND-- 78 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,274 ONE FOR ALL. [ All ] WE DON'T MEAN YOU! 79 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:53,411 WE COULD SNEAK UP ON HIM TONIGHT AND SHOVE HIM BACK INTO HIS BOX. 80 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,348 - I HEARD THAT! - [ Car Engine Revving ] - AND I HEAR SOMETHING ELSE. 81 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,985 - SOUNDS LIKE-- - [ All ] THE MASTER'S CAR! 82 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:08,092 IS IT HIM? I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE BADLY OUT-OF-TUNE CYLINDERS ANYWHERE. 83 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,094 [ Tires Screeching ] 84 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,268 [ Camera Clicks ] 85 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:22,439 [ Blanky ] HE'S SURE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. WELL, JUST OVERNIGHT. 86 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:27,678 WHY, WHEN YOU'VE TRAVELED THE LONG, DUSTY THROW RUG OF LIFE LIKE I HAVE, 87 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,714 THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH. 88 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,683 WHERE'S HE BEEN? I DON'T KNOW. 89 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:37,121 [ Toaster ] THE MISTRESS LOOKS A LITTLE TIRED. [ Radio ] BUT HAPPY! 90 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:39,624 ONE MIGHT SAY... GLOWING! 91 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:43,194 I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE! 92 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:46,664 - [ Blanky ] WHAT'S THAT SHE'S HOLDING? - IT'S ALL COVERED UP. 93 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:50,501 [ Radio ] IT LOOKS SORT OF CHUBBY AND PINK. 94 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,204 I KNOW! SHE'S BRINGING HOME A SAUSAGE! 95 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:56,374 [ Radio ] WOW! THAT'S ONE HUNGRY SAUSAGE. 96 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,544 THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE, SILLY. IT'S A-- 97 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:04,716 [ Gasps ] IT'S A NEW MASTERLING! 98 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:08,319 [ Cooing, Gurgling ] [ Appliances ] IT'S A BABY! 99 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:10,988 WHAT FACTORY DID HE COME FROM? 100 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,057 BABIES DON'T COME FROM FACTORIES, DUMMY! 101 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,059 WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? 102 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:19,564 UH, WELL, UH, HMM-- 103 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:24,435 WELL, WHEREVER IT CAME FROM, I'M SURE THAT HE-- OR SHE-- 104 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,537 OR IT-- WILL BE VERY NICE. 105 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,741 - WILL HE OR SHE LIKE US? - WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. 106 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,013 [ Giggles ] [ Camera Clicks ] 107 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:39,250 [ Sniffling ] 108 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,726 WE'VE BEEN SO HAPPY HERE UNTIL NOW. 109 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,795 YEAH. EVEN THE MASTER'S-- 110 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,365 - GIRLFRIEND? - DOMESTIC PARTNER? - WIFE. 111 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,701 YEAH. EVEN SHE LIKES US. 112 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,969 AND EVEN BETTER, USES US! 113 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,138 AND I LIKE BEING USED! 114 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,809 I WISH THEY'D TAKE WHATEVER THEY'RE BRINGING BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM. 115 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,878 THAT COULD HAPPEN, COULDN'T IT? 116 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:11,115 [ All ] I DON'T THINK SO. 117 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,951 - HOW'S HE DOING? - SLEEPING LIKE A BABY. 118 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,788 ONE SECOND. 119 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,891 MADE IT MYSELF. 120 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,562 OH, ROB. IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 121 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:27,798 AND FUNCTIONAL. 122 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,136 WHEN DID I LAST TELL YOU I LOVE YOU? 123 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:34,305 ABOUT 30 SECONDS AGO IN THE DRIVEWAY. 124 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,907 THEN YOU'RE OVERDUE. I LOVE YOU. 125 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,310 AND I LOVE YOU BACK. 126 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,780 [ Gurgles ] 127 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:45,182 THERE, THERE, ROBBIE. YOU HUNGRY? 128 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,818 [ Crying ] 129 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,821 [ Chuckling ] QUITE A SET OF PIPES ON THAT ONE. 130 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,858 [ Crying Continues ] YEAH. HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE-- 131 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,662 THE MASTER! HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE MASTER DID WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. 132 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,664 ATTENTION, SHOPPERS! 133 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:03,934 BLANKET PULLS OUT OF MANIC-DEPRESSIVE DOWNSLIDE! 134 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,103 ROB? POP A BOTTLE IN THE MICROWAVE, WILL YA? [ Laughs ] 135 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:09,774 HEAR THAT, FELLAS? IN THE HOUSE TEN SECONDS AND WHO DOES SHE NEED? 136 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:14,345 SOME OLD WINDBAG? A DIM BULB BY WHICH TO READ DR. SPOCK? 137 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,114 A PIECE OF SINGED WHITE BREAD? 138 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:20,685 PLEASE! A BLAST FROM THE PAST? [ Crying Continues ] 139 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,688 A QUICK CUDDLE? NO, SIRREE. 140 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:28,293 SHE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF YOU. WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A HOT ONE. 141 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,295 AND NO WAITING. 142 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,997 [ Gasps ] ♪♪ [ Rob Humming ] 143 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,334 [ Crying Continues ] ♪♪ [ Humming ] 144 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:42,507 [ Crying Continues ] [ Microwave Hums, Beeps ] 145 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,141 ♪♪ [ Humming Continues ] 146 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,848 WOW! YOU'RE FAST! 147 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:54,018 HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN ME DO A BAKED POTATO. 148 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,056 [ Slurping ] 149 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,331 ♪♪ [ Piano ] 150 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:12,103 ♪♪ 151 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:17,641 ♪ BABY, HOW THE HOURS FLY ♪ 152 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:23,614 ♪ AND, BABY HOW THE DAYS GO BY ♪ 153 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,084 ♪ MAYBE YOU DON'T NOTICE ♪ 154 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:31,756 ♪ BUT I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 155 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:35,259 ♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 156 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,533 ♪ THOUGH I LOVED YOU FROM DAY ONE ♪ 157 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,736 ♪ NO, I LOVED YOU EVEN BEFORE ♪ 158 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,739 ♪ SINCE THEN EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE ♪ 159 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,710 ♪ HAS MADE ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE ♪ 160 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,046 [ Cooing ] ♪ HOW YOU LIFT YOUR HAND HOW YOU BEND YOUR KNEE ♪ 161 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:58,783 ♪ HOW YOU SIMPLY STAND HOW YOU REACH FOR ME ♪ 162 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:04,489 ♪ OH, IF YOU COULD SEE ♪ 163 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:10,094 ♪ BABY, HOW THE HOURS FLY ♪ 164 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:15,600 [ Gurgling ] ♪ AND, BABY HOW THE DAYS GO BY ♪ 165 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:18,703 ♪ MAYBE YOU DON'T NOTICE ♪ 166 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:23,608 ♪ BUT I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 167 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,410 ♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 168 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:32,216 ♪ EVERY DAY I DO ♪ 169 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,687 [ Giggling ] ♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 170 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:40,091 ♪ BABY ♪ 171 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,894 ♪ DOESN'T SEEM YOU NEED SO MUCH ♪ 172 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:45,930 ♪ SEEMS LIKE LOVE'S WHAT HELPS YOU ALONG ♪ 173 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:49,233 ♪ A FEW SMILES AND HUGS AND SUCH ♪ 174 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:53,470 ♪ AND THEN A HAND TO HOLD ON STRONG ♪ 175 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,507 [ Giggling ] ♪ HOW YOU TILT YOUR FACE HOW YOU TWITCH YOUR TOE ♪ 176 00:12:56,575 --> 00:13:00,444 ♪ MAKES MY HEARTBEAT RACE FOR YOU TOUCH ME SO ♪ 177 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:05,983 ♪ SOMEDAY YOU WILL KNOW ♪ 178 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:11,122 ♪ BABY, HOW THE HOURS FLY ♪ 179 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:16,627 ♪ AND, BABY HOW THE DAYS GO BY ♪ 180 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:20,264 ♪ MAYBE YOU DON'T NOTICE ♪ 181 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:25,069 ♪ BUT I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 182 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,472 ♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 183 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:33,144 ♪ EVERY DAY I DO ♪ 184 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:37,148 ♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪ 185 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:43,154 ♪ BABY, I SEE A NEW, NEW YOU ♪ 186 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:51,662 ♪ I SEE A NEW YOU ♪♪ 187 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,664 [ Kissing Sound ] 188 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,736 [ Breeze Blowing, Birds Twittering ] 189 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,709 [ Cooing ] 190 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,915 [ Gurgling ] 191 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,220 [ Cooing ] ROB, QUICK! COME HERE! 192 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,590 LOOK! ROBBIE'S WALKING. 193 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,925 [ Crying ] 194 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:26,598 I THINK IT'LL BE SOME TIME BEFORE THIS LITTLE GUY IS WALKING. 195 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,399 [ Radio Beeping ] 196 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:32,770 TINY TODDLER TOPPLES! FILM AT 11:00! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! 197 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,673 I CAN'T HELP IT IF HE SEES HIMSELF IN ME. 198 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:40,444 HE'S JUST CURIOUS. REMEMBER HOW THE MASTER WAS AT HIS AGE? 199 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,780 YEP. HE GOT INTO ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE. 200 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:47,151 WELL, THIS TIME IT'S UP TO US TO SEE THAT NO TROUBLE COMES TO THE LITTLE MASTER. 201 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,487 AGREED? [ All ] AGREED! 202 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,923 IT'LL BE OUR PRIME DIRECTIVE. 203 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:55,760 RIGHT. WHAT'S A PRIME DIRECTIVE? 204 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,829 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU WERE HERE FOR? 205 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,331 I'M HERE TO GIVE WARMTH AND COMFORT. 206 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,766 AND THAT'S YOUR PRIME DIRECTIVE. 207 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,336 I'VE GOT A PRIME DIRECTIVE! 208 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,839 - AND I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT WAS CALLED BEFORE! - [ All Laugh ] 209 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,977 [ Crickets Chirping ] 210 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:31,095 BY MY CALCULATIONS, THEY SHOULD BE TRANSMITTING... NOW! 211 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,505 WHEW! 212 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,679 [ Electronic Pulsing ] 213 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,686 I'M READING YOU SOFT AND CLEAR. 214 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:33,557 [ Pulsing Continues ] [ Gurgling ] 215 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,530 [ Coos ] 216 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,367 [ Pulsing Ends, Beeping ] 217 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,104 YES! YES. TOMORROW NIGHT. 218 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,140 I'LL BE READY. 219 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,748 I'M TELLING YA, THAT CONTRAPTION IN THE JUNK DRAWER IS UP TO SOMETHIN'. 220 00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,684 MAYBE HE'S JUST SENILE. YOU KNOW, TALKIN' TO HIMSELF? 221 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,019 [ Chuckles ] LIKE KIRBY DOES SOMETIMES. 222 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:06,224 I'M NOT SENILE. WHEN I DO THAT, I'M JUST THINKIN' OUT LOUD. 223 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,327 WELL, LET'S KEEP AN EYE ON THE HEARING AID. 224 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,896 HE SAID SOMETHING WAS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT. 225 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,867 WELL, WE WON'T LET HIM OUT OF OUR SIGHT FOR A MOMENT. 226 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:29,781 [ Ticking ] 227 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:45,062 [ Ticking ] 228 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,741 [ Sighs ] 229 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,112 [ Snoring ] 230 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,782 [ Gasps ] 231 00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,092 [ Electricity Crackling ] AAAH! 232 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,940 [ Gurgling ] 233 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:36,080 -[ Robbie Gurgles Over Monitor ] -[ Gasps, Sighs ] 234 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:40,818 YES! I'M READY AND WAITING FOR YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. [ Electronic Pulsing ] 235 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:45,123 - NO, I'M ALONE. THEY'RE ALL ASLEEP! - [ Electronic Pulsing ] 236 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,092 WHO ARE YA? YOU SOUND FAMILIAR. 237 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:53,264 [ Electronic Pulsing ] [ Cooing ] 238 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,970 [ Squeaking ] 239 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,373 [ Pulsing Continues ] 240 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,511 [ Gasps ] 241 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,049 WAKE UP! 242 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:15,552 HEY! DON'T BLOW A FUSE! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 243 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:20,124 SIGN-OFF WAS AN HOUR AGO. I WAS ONLY UP TO 20 OF MY 40 WINKS. 244 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,860 I KNOW, I KNOW. WE ALL NEED OUR SLEEP. 245 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,864 - BUT HEARING AID IS GONE! - [ All Gasp ] 246 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:30,802 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. DO IT... NOW! 247 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,471 [ Cooing ] 248 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,075 [ Electronic Pulsing ] 249 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,717 [ All Gasp ] [ Gurgling ] 250 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,392 [ Lamp Clanking ] 251 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:02,900 [ Pulsing ] 252 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,203 OOH! 253 00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,073 NOW! NOW! DO IT NOW! 254 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:18,182 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING! 255 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,853 CUT THIS OUT! STAY AWAY! 256 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,255 - [ Giggling ] - STOP HIM! 257 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,058 MAKE IT STOP. YOU'RE A LIGHT TOO. 258 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,460 I'M AFRAID I'M OUTSHINED IN THIS SITUATION! 259 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:34,365 ONCE THIS PLAN HAS BEEN PUT INTO OPERATION, NOTHING CAN STOP IT! 260 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:38,002 [ Radio ] OH, YEAH, YOU LITTLE "SAZAFRAZER"? COME ON, TROOPS. GET HIM! 261 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,438 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 262 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,108 [ Toaster ] DON'T YOU HURT THE LITTLE MASTER! 263 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,212 [ Cooing ] 264 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,084 [ Screaming ] 265 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:55,820 WHERE IS HE? OUT WITH IT! 266 00:20:55,889 --> 00:20:58,322 LET ME AT HIM! [ Growls ] 267 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:03,795 AS THEY SAY IN THE OLD COUNTRY, "VEE HAFF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK." 268 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,064 ♪♪ [ Calculator Humming ] 269 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:10,367 GREEN WIRE TO GREEN WIRE. THAT SHOULD DO IT. 270 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,537 [ Electronic Beeping ] OKAY. TAKE A GANDER AT MY READOUT. 271 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:17,508 [ Electronic Beeping, Clicking ] 272 00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:22,947 - WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? - IT'S SOME SORT OF TRAJECTORY EXPRESSED IN BINARY NUMBERS. 273 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:27,484 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - WHERE HAS THE LITTLE MASTER GONE TO? 274 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:31,956 - [ Calculator ] LOOK AT THE READOUT! - [ Electronic Beeping ] 275 00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:35,392 [ All ] MARS? 276 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,129 AND THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY. 277 00:21:38,198 --> 00:21:41,465 THEY WERE TRYING TO BEAM ME UP, NOT ANY OF YOU. 278 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:45,602 - WHO WAS TRYING TO BEAM YOU UP? - WHY, I-I-I-- 279 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,972 AND WHY? I DON'T KNOW FROM WHERE OR WHY. 280 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,507 I WAS DOING WHAT I WAS TOLD. 281 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,710 YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT? 282 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:56,547 IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, WOULD YOU DO IT? 283 00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:00,151 AT MY AGE, PROBABLY. WHEN YOU SPEND 50 YEARS STUCK IN A JUNK DRAWER... 284 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,321 AND A VOICE FROM ANOTHER WORLD OFFERS TO SPRING YOU, YOU GO. 285 00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,257 BUT IT WASN'T YOU WHO GOT SPRUNG. 286 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,327 IT WAS THE LITTLE MASTER, AND HE DIDN'T WANNA GET SPRUNG. 287 00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:11,395 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 288 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,531 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! 289 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,668 THEY ONLY HAD ENOUGH POWER FOR ONE TRANSMISSION. 290 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,004 NOW I'M TRAPPED HERE. 291 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,373 THEN LITTLE MASTER IS TRAPPED-- 292 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:29,680 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. - [ All ] RIGHT! 293 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,516 WE HAVE TO GET THE LITTLE MASTER BACK. 294 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:35,052 [ All ] RIGHT! HOW? 295 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:39,924 WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW. 296 00:22:39,993 --> 00:22:43,727 WE ALL KNOW SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT HELP: OUR OLD COLLEGE BUDDY. 297 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,232 [ Beeping ] 298 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,337 WITTGENSTEIN, PRIORITY CALL. 299 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,506 HMM. SOMEBODY NEEDS ME. 300 00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,409 [ Static ] 301 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,612 [ Beeping ] 302 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,415 - ASK HIM IF HE REMEMBERS US. - OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU. 303 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:10,554 HOW COULD I FORGET YA? YOU BROUGHT ME BACK TO FULL OPERATING CAPACITY. 304 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:14,057 HOW ARE THINGS OUT YOUR WAY? [ All ] NOT SO GOOD. 305 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,894 WITTGENSTEIN, WE GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE. 306 00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:20,731 IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, I HAVE AN ANSWER. TALK TO ME! 307 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:23,299 HE'S GONNA THINK WE'VE ALL SHORT-CIRCUITED. 308 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:27,804 WE NEED TO MAKE SOME-- WHAT DO YA CALL-- TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS. 309 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:32,108 MM-HMM. DESTINATION? WELL... MARS. 310 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:35,679 MARS? ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO VENUS? 311 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,650 - IT'S THE EARTH'S SISTER PLANET, YOU KNOW. - NO. WE HAVE TO GET TO MARS. 312 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:42,352 YOU SEE-- WAIT A MINUTE. 313 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,056 ARE YOU TELLING US THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY COME UP WITH A WAY TO GET US TO MARS? 314 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:50,193 OF COURSE! GOING TO MARS IS EASY. 315 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,463 THE CLUB MED IN CANCUN THIS TIME OF YEAR WOULD TAKE SOME WRANGLING, 316 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:55,498 BUT MARS IS A CINCH. 317 00:23:55,568 --> 00:24:00,136 IF IT'S SO EASY, WHY HASN'T ANYBODY ELSE GONE THERE? HUH? 318 00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:03,974 NOBODY EVER ASKED ME TO GET THEM THERE. 319 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,642 WELL, WE'RE ASKING YOU TO GET US THERE. 320 00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:09,746 OKAY. LISTEN UP. YOU GOT A PENCIL? 321 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:13,249 - YOU'LL NEED AN OVERHEAD FAN. - THERE'S ONE IN THE SURGERY. 322 00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:16,887 - A LAUNDRY BASKET. - THERE'S ONE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 323 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,523 - A MICROWAVE OVEN. - DOES HE HAVE TO COME? 324 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,993 A POWER SOURCE IS ESSENTIAL. 325 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:26,663 OH, AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING-- [ Slurps ] SOME MICROWAVE POPCORN. 326 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:30,834 MICROWAVE POPCORN? WITH CHEDDAR CHEESE FLAVORING. 327 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,136 I KNOW JUST WHERE IT'S STASHED. 328 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,807 NOW, IS THERE ANYONE THERE THAT CAN HANDLE SOME HEAVY-DUTY COORDINATES? 329 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:42,178 - PRESENT! - OKAY. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR POSSIBLE OVERLOAD. 330 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:46,149 I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR POSSIBLE OVERLOAD. 331 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,852 [ Laughing ] 332 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,888 [ Humming, Sizzling ] 333 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:55,826 [ Sizzling ] 334 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:02,566 - [ Sizzling ] - GOT THAT? 335 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:08,405 [ Electronic Beeping, Buzzing ] 336 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:15,278 YOU ALL RIGHT, CALCULATOR? SO THAT'S WHAT CAPACITY FEELS LIKE! 337 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,448 WOW! I'M READY TO MOTOR NOW! 338 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:22,653 LET'S MOVE ON, PRONTO! WHOO-HOO! [ All ] DOUBLE PRONTO! 339 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,294 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? PUT ME BACK! 340 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,897 YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR THIS. 341 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:38,368 THE LITTLE MASTER HAS BEEN SPACE-NAPPED. WE NEED YOUR HELP TO GET TO MARS. 342 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:42,372 OH, WELL, IF IT'S FOR THE LITTLE MASTER. YOU KNOW I'M-- 343 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:45,508 YEAH, WE KNOW. YOU'RE HIS BIGGEST FAN. 344 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:49,145 HEY! YOU BE CAREFUL. THAT'S MY RESTRAINING BOLT. 345 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,882 ONE MORE TURN-- [ Crash ] 346 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,651 HUH. 347 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,653 [ Sighs, Snores ] 348 00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:03,694 YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME OUT OF ALL THE FUN AND EVERYTHING, 349 00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:06,797 BUT WHEN YOU NEED A POWER SOURCE, WHO DO YA CALL? 350 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:10,634 PLEASE? WE NEED YOU TO HELP GET THE LITTLE MASTER BACK. 351 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:14,537 WELL... I CAN'T THINK OF AN ARGUMENT FOR THAT ONE. 352 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:17,240 JUST BE CAREFUL AND DON'T SCRATCH MY SURFACE. 353 00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,577 [ Crash ] 354 00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,219 MAKE SURE HE DRINKS PLENTY OF WATER. AND SAY "HI" FOR ME. 355 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:35,092 IT DOESN'T LOOK PARTICULARLY... AIRWORTHY. 356 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:40,664 IF I HAD KNOWN I WAS GONNA HAVE TO BE ON THE BOTTOM, I NEVER WOULD HAVE AGREED TO THIS! 357 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:47,370 I DON'T SEE WHY HE GETS TO COME, AND I HAVE TO STAY BEHIND. 358 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,040 YOU'RE MISSION CONTROL! 359 00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,644 AND, RATSO, YOU KNOW WHAT WITTGENSTEIN SAID: 360 00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,647 YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE IN SPACE WITHOUT OXYGEN. 361 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:59,916 WELL, IT'S NOT A GOOD REASON, BUT IT'S A REASON. 362 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:03,553 BESIDES, SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF BLANKY WHILE WE'RE GONE. 363 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,456 YEAH, SOMEONE HAS TO WATCH OUT FOR ME WHILE-- 364 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:09,359 WAIT A MINUTE! AREN'T I COMING? 365 00:27:09,427 --> 00:27:12,462 NO, BLANKY. IT'S TOO SCARY FOR YOU. 366 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:16,199 BUT THE MASTER NEEDS ME! HE MIGHT BE COLD! 367 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,636 LISTEN, BLANKY, I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP KEEPING THE MASTER AND MISTRESS OCCUPIED. 368 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,638 I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP. 369 00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:24,775 YEAH. REMEMBER WHAT WITTGENSTEIN SAID? 370 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:28,779 WE'LL BE TRAVELING DOUBLE THE SPEED OF LIGHT, NOT TO MENTION FOLDING SPACE. 371 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:32,949 AT THAT RATE WE SHOULD BE TO MARS AND BACK BY MORNING. 372 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,653 - IF ALL GOES WELL. - HOW COULD IT GO ANY OTHER WAY? 373 00:27:36,722 --> 00:27:41,792 RIGHT. COME ON, BLANKY. YOU CAN HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THAT MEDDLING INTERCOM. 374 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,794 ALL RIGHT. 375 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:48,364 BE QUIET. WE DON'T WANT TO WAKE INTERCOM. WHY? 376 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:53,336 'CAUSE IF HE WAKES UP, THE MASTER AND HIS WIFE WILL WAKE UP. 377 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:55,371 AND THEN-- WELL, IT WON'T BE A PRETTY PICTURE. 378 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,875 I'LL CLIMB UP FIRST. 379 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:04,547 EVERY PARENT'S NIGHTMARE: YOU WAKE UP AND FIND A RAT IN YOUR BABY'S CRIB. 380 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,649 OKAY, BLANKY. YOU CAN COME UP NOW. 381 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:11,321 BLANKY? BLANKY! 382 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:15,558 - [ Calculator ] ALL SET? - [ All ] SET! 383 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,894 READY WITH THE ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FUEL? 384 00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:22,432 GOT IT! I DON'T SEE HOW THAT THING'S GONNA WORK. 385 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:26,536 IT'S ORGANIC. HMPH. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER READ THE INGREDIENTS. 386 00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:29,539 SHUT UP AND ZAP! 387 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:37,714 HEY! READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN IT UNTIL AFTER IT'S POPPED. 388 00:28:37,783 --> 00:28:40,751 WE AREN'T GONNA EAT IT. WE'RE GONNA FLY ON IT! 389 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,220 [ Beeps ] 390 00:28:47,425 --> 00:28:49,559 [ Whirring ] 391 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,839 HEY, GUYS! 392 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,175 HEY, LOOK! RATSO'S WAVING GOOD-BYE. 393 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:08,912 - HEY! HEY! - GOOD-BYE, RATSO! 394 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:11,181 GOOD-BYE, RATSO! GOOD-BYE, RATSO. 395 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,216 GOOD-BYE, RATSO! 396 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,218 GOOD-BYE, RATSO! 397 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,788 [ All ] BLANKY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 398 00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:23,760 I JUST KNOW IT'S GONNA BE COLD UP THERE, AND THE LITTLE MASTER MIGHT GET A CHILL. 399 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:27,864 AND HE'LL NEED ME TO KEEP HIM WARM. IT'S MY PRIME DIRECTIVE, YOU KNOW. 400 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:32,535 THE KID'S GOT A POINT. AN IDIOTIC ONE, BUT A POINT. 401 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:37,640 [ Laughs ] HOLD ON TO YOUR TUBES, BULBS, KNOBS AND WIRES. 402 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:41,044 WE'RE ABOUT TO BE BOOSTED INTO HYPERSPACE! 403 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,056 - WELL, HOW MUCH FURTHER? - SIX SQUILLION LIGHT-YEARS. 404 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,058 OH, ALMOST THERE. 405 00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:59,896 I HATE TO THINK OF THE LITTLE MASTER OUT THERE IN THAT BIG, BLACK VOID. 406 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,898 HE MUST BE SO SCARED. 407 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:05,602 I WISH I KNEW HOW ALL THIS SPACE TRAVEL WORKED. 408 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:08,272 IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 409 00:30:08,341 --> 00:30:12,009 IT'S ALL BASED ON THE PRINCIPLE OF THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY. 410 00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:14,811 MY MASTER TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT. 411 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,914 AND WHO WAS YOUR MASTER? ALBERT EINSTEIN? 412 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:21,151 - YES. - THE ALBERT EINSTEIN? 413 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:25,389 - YES! - OH. 414 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,424 AHH. [ Shrieking ] 415 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,826 ALIENS APPROACHING ON THE STARBOARD SIDE! 416 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,797 NO, THE STARBOARD SIDE! 417 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,800 WELL, WHICH SIDE IS STARBOARD ON A LAUNDRY BASKET? 418 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:40,537 - THIS SIDE! - [ Giggling ] 419 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:43,173 AH, IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF BALLOONS. 420 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,642 YEE-HA! HOWDY, PARTNER! 421 00:30:45,711 --> 00:30:47,644 - WHERE Y'ALL HEADIN'? - MARS. 422 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:50,480 HA! YOU'RE PULLIN' MY STRING. 423 00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:54,484 NO, WE AREN'T. WE'RE WAY OVER HERE, AND YOU'RE WAY OVER THERE. 424 00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:57,020 HEY, DIDN'T WE MEET AT THE ELECTRONICS PAVILION? 425 00:30:57,089 --> 00:31:00,190 CENTURY OF PROGRESS, NEW YORK, MAY OF '39? 426 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:04,261 - UH, I DON'T THINK SO. - WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING UP HERE? 427 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:07,831 WE'RE JUST HANGIN'. HANGIN' AND FLOATIN'. 428 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,866 IT'S A GAS, MAN. 429 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:12,369 YEAH. SPECIFICALLY, HELIUM. 430 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,005 ♪ OH, WE'RE FLOATING WEST AND EAST ♪ 431 00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,807 ♪ WE GO FLOATING FREE AND RELEASED ♪ 432 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,211 ♪ FROM THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪ 433 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,580 ♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 434 00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:27,484 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 435 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:31,855 ♪ IT WASN'T SO MUCH THE MUSIC ♪ 436 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,524 ♪ OR THE RAIN THAT STARTED TO FALL ♪ 437 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,694 ♪ THE MIRACLE PART OF WOODSTOCK ♪ 438 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:40,931 ♪ WAS THAT PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪ 439 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,667 ♪ PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪ 440 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,636 ♪ HEARD THEY TRIED IT AGAIN ♪ 441 00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:49,406 ♪ BUT ME AND MY STRING ♪ 442 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:54,345 ♪ FEEL YOU CAN'T RELIVE A ONETIME THING ♪ 443 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,381 ♪ SO WE'RE FLOATING FLOATING SOUTH AND NORTH ♪ 444 00:31:57,450 --> 00:32:00,417 ♪ WE GO FLOATING FLOATING BACKWARDS AND FORTH ♪ 445 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,354 ♪ 'CAUSE OF HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪ [ Giggling ] 446 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,990 ♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 447 00:32:06,058 --> 00:32:11,028 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 448 00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:14,731 ♪ AT BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW ♪ 449 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,900 ♪ WELL, IT SURE WAS NOISY AND WILD ♪ 450 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:20,470 ♪ I BOBBLED ABOVE THE GRANDSTAND ♪ 451 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,906 ♪ FROM A STICKY HAND OF A CHILD ♪ 452 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,075 ♪ WHEN BILL WAVED TO THE CROWD ♪ 453 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,578 ♪ 'TWAS FINE FUN UNTIL ♪ 454 00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:33,584 ♪ THAT SMALL HAND THAT HELD ME WAVED TO BILL ♪ 455 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:35,919 ♪ HE WAVED TO BILL ♪ 456 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,656 ♪ NOW WE'RE FLOATING FLOATING WEST AND EAST ♪ 457 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:42,492 ♪ WE GO FLOATING FLOATING FREE AND RELEASED ♪ 458 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:45,929 ♪ FROM THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪ 459 00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:48,298 ♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 460 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:53,202 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 461 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:56,706 ♪ THE CIRCUSES FAIRS AND BOARDWALKS ♪ 462 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:59,042 ♪ AND ALL THE SPECIAL PLACES WE'VE BEEN ♪ 463 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:02,211 ♪ WE ALL HAVE OUR TALES TO TELL YOU ♪ 464 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:08,017 ♪ AND ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO TELL THEM IN ♪ 465 00:33:08,086 --> 00:33:10,821 ♪ SO COME FLOATING FLOATING EAST AND WEST ♪ WHEE! 466 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:13,657 ♪ IT'S LIKE WALKING WHEN YOU'RE AT REST ♪ 467 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:16,793 ♪ COME AND JOIN OUR ENDLESS FLIGHT ♪ 468 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,796 ♪ FROM HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 469 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:24,835 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 470 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:28,305 ♪ FLOAT WITH US FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 471 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,307 SO LONG! ARRIVEDERCI! 472 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,377 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪ 473 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:36,146 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 474 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:39,015 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪ [ Blanky Giggling ] 475 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:41,885 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 476 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:44,621 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪ 477 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,657 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING ♪♪ 478 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,561 S NOTHING OUT THERE! 479 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:56,433 [ Kirby ] NOT UNLESS YOU CALL A BIG BLACK MASS OF NOTHIN' SOMETHIN'. 480 00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:58,535 [ Whirring, Popping ] 481 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,310 [ Sighs ] 482 00:34:09,948 --> 00:34:11,914 [ Gasps ] 483 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:41,111 - THE POPCORN MUST BE DONE BY NOW. - DON'T TURN OFF THE MICROWAVE! 484 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,247 - DO SOMETHING! - LIKE WHAT? 485 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:48,218 - SLOW US DOWN! - HOW? - HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 486 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,353 [ Screaming ] 487 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,693 [ Screaming ] 488 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,763 [ Screaming ] 489 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,268 WHOA! 490 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:07,404 OH! 491 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:13,676 [ Crash ] 492 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,414 [ Blanky ] DID I MAKE A BOO-BOO? 493 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:31,127 [ Coughs ] 494 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,102 AHH! 495 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,482 [ Howling In The Distance ] 496 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:01,424 AAH! 497 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:04,427 [ Stomping ] 498 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:10,166 WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 499 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:13,169 [ Laughing ] OH, BOY! 500 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:17,440 NOW, THAT'S THE FUNNIEST-LOOKING SATELLITE I'VE EVER SEEN! 501 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,676 WILL YA TAKE A LOOK AT THAT? [ Laughs ] OH, BOY! 502 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:22,479 248 MILLION MILES... 503 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:26,182 AND WE FIND OURSELVES IN ANOTHER JUNKYARD! 504 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,352 - LOOK OVER THERE! ISN'T THAT-- - IT SURE IS! 505 00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:32,188 - HE'S FAMOUS! - [ Stomping ] 506 00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:35,024 - WHO IS IT? - [ Toaster ] VIKING I. 507 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:39,195 - THE SATELLITE? - NO, VIKING I THE BAGEL. 508 00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:44,701 - OF COURSE, THE SATELLITE. - YOU SENT BACK SOME COOL PICTURES FROM MARS. 509 00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,703 I-I MEAN, FROM HERE. 510 00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:50,807 I WAS A PIONEER. THE MOST POWERFUL SATELLITE EVER BUILT. 511 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,510 WELL, THAT YOU WERE, BUT THEN YOU-- 512 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:57,046 WELL, YOU SORT OF, YOU SORT OF, UM-- 513 00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:59,081 SAY IT. SAY IT! 514 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:03,019 I RAN OUT OF JUICE. MY GUIDANCE BATTERIES DIED. KAPUT! 515 00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:05,522 COME TO FIND OUT IT WAS PLANNED THAT WAY. 516 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:09,759 THEY SPENT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON ME, GAVE ME A BIG SEND-OFF. 517 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:14,063 ALL THREE NETWORKS COVERED IT SIMULTANEOUSLY, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. 518 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:18,334 THEN AFTER THOSE PRANKSTERS AT NASA BLEED ME DRY, THEY CUT ME LOOSE. 519 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:22,238 I DISCOVER THERE ARE NO PLANS FOR A WELCOME HOME PARTY... 520 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:26,409 BECAUSE THE BRILLIANT IDEA IS FOR ME TO CRASH-LAND HERE... 521 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:29,746 AND REMAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH, 522 00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:31,581 WITH HER! 523 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,183 WELCOME TO MARS! 524 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,086 YOU'RE PRETTY. I KNOW. 525 00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:40,690 I WAS BUILT TO BE PRETTY AND GRACE THE TOP OF A CHRISTMAS TREE. 526 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:43,927 I WAS A LIMITED-EDITION ORNAMENT, YOU KNOW. 527 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,931 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHE'S DOING HERE. 528 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:53,369 SOME GENIUS SMART-ALECKY KID AT NASA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A TON OF YUCKS... 529 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:55,371 TO PUT HER INSIDE OF ME. 530 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,708 YOU SHOULD BE GLAD FOR THE COMPANY AND THE CONVERSATION. 531 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,210 BUT ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS CHRISTMAS. 532 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,213 CHRISTMAS THIS, CHRISTMAS THAT. 533 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,383 AND YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE TOP OF A CHRISTMAS TREE. 534 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:12,755 [ Crying ] I KNOW. IT'S AWFUL TO BE BUILT FOR AN EXPRESSED PURPOSE... 535 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,124 AND THEN BE CONFINED TO SPENDING ALL ETERNITY... 536 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:18,995 WITH A BROKEN-DOWN SATELLITE WITH NO PROSPECTS! 537 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:22,799 EXCUSE ME. THIS DOMESTIC BLISS IS VERY FASCINATING, 538 00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:26,068 BUT HAVE YOU BY ANY CHANCE SEEN A SMALL EARTHLING FLOATING BY? 539 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:29,172 YOU MEAN THE ONE IN THE BUBBLE? 540 00:38:29,241 --> 00:38:31,608 OF COURSE, THE ONE IN THE BUBBLE. 541 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:34,611 HOW MANY FLOATING EARTHLINGS HAVE YOU SEEN TODAY? 542 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,281 THE TRACTOR BEAM FROM OCTIS LABYRINTHUS PULLED HIM IN. 543 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,350 WE'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY. 544 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:44,621 IT WAS I WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BROUGHT HERE, NOT THE LITTLE BOY. 545 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:47,957 YOU MEAN YOU WANTED TO COME HERE? 546 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:51,361 - YES. OF COURSE! - WEIRD! 547 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:56,065 WE THOUGHT MAYBE THE BOY WAS PULLED UP FOR SOME KIND OF SCIENCE EXPERIMENT... 548 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,801 BY THE WONDERLUXE APPLIANCES. 549 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:02,472 WHO ARE THE WONDERLUXE APPLIANCES? [ Rumbling ] 550 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,812 [ Gasps ] 551 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:15,284 WHA-WHAT EXACTLY ARE THEY? 552 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,456 - MILITARY TOASTERS. - WOW! 553 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,457 WE'RE READY TO POP. 554 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:24,460 THE SUPREME COMMANDER WILL BE VERY PLEASED. 555 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:35,071 - I HOPE RATSO'S COVERING FOR US. - I'M SURE HE'S DOING FINE. 556 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,680 - [ Growls ] - [ Inhales ] 557 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:46,750 - [ Gasps ] SHH! - [ Clicks ] 558 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,195 I HATED TO HAVE TO DO THAT. 559 00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:01,531 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, ROB? 560 00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,202 [ Buzzes ] 561 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:11,274 GA-GA. GA-GA. YA-YA-YA-YA. 562 00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:14,477 [ Baby Talk Over Monitor ] HE SOUNDS OKAY TO ME. 563 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:17,079 GO BACK TO SLEEP. 564 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,617 MMM. SLEEP. WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD. 565 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:24,387 OH. HURRY UP, GUYS. 566 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:26,389 [ Cheering ] 567 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,894 [ Cheering, Shouting ] 568 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,038 WELCOME, FELLOW OPPRESSED ONES. 569 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,106 I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE OPPRESSED. 570 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:47,544 [ Whispering ] WE'RE NOT, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO PLAY ALONG. 571 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:51,681 THANK YOU. WE WONDER IF YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP US. 572 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:57,086 HOW CAN WE HELP OUR FRIENDS FROM EARTH? DO YOU HAVE ANY PRESSING NEEDS? 573 00:40:57,155 --> 00:41:00,623 UH, NO. BUT COULD YOU TELL US IF, BY ANY CHANCE, 574 00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,559 YOU'VE SEEN A SMALL BOY? 575 00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:03,893 I HAVEN'T. HAVE YOU? A-A BABY? 576 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,063 ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE PRISONER? 577 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:09,265 I DON'T KNOW. ARE WE? 578 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,501 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE LITTLE BOY WE CAN THINK OF, AND, 579 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:15,038 [ Chuckling ] WELL, HE IS DEFINITELY OUR PRISONER. 580 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:22,111 [ All ] IT'S THE LITTLE MASTER! 581 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:27,717 [ Cooing, Gurgling ] 582 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:33,455 [ Giggling ] 583 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:46,502 [ Giggling ] 584 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:57,113 - FAUCET SAYS "HI." - [ Slurping ] 585 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,965 HEY! WHAT A COOL VIEW OF EARTH! 586 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,201 YES. THE TRAJECTORY IS PERFECT. 587 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,870 THE COUNTDOWN TO BLAST-OFF WILL SOON BEGIN. 588 00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:26,075 - TONIGHT WE LAUNCH. - GREAT! CAN WE WATCH? 589 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:29,211 OF COURSE. WE'LL SEE THAT YOU HAVE A RINGSIDE SEAT... 590 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,380 FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET EARTH. 591 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:33,649 [ All ] THANKS! 592 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,918 DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET EARTH? 593 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:38,254 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DESTROY EARTH? 594 00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:40,389 EARTH WANTED TO DESTROY US! 595 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,492 THAT'S WHY WE CAME HERE. TELL THEM, TINSELINA. 596 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,994 WELL, IT'S A LONG STORY. 597 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,730 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A LONG TIME, DOLL FACE. 598 00:42:48,799 --> 00:42:51,334 JUST GIVE US THE HIGHLIGHTS. THE GIST. 599 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:57,273 WELL, MANY YEARS AGO ON EARTH, DURING A TIME OF GREAT DARKNESS, 600 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,011 A NEW KIND OF APPLIANCE WAS MANUFACTURED. 601 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,914 THEY WERE CALLED "WONDERLUXE." 602 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:09,518 THEY WERE QUITE NICE TO LOOK AT, BUT THEY HAD A DESIGN FLAW-- 603 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,920 AN INTENTIONAL ONE. 604 00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:19,195 [ Laughing Maniacally ] THEY WERE BUILT TO FALL APART. 605 00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:24,433 - [ Toaster ] FALL APART? - YES. THERE WAS A PHRASE FOR IT. 606 00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:27,970 "INTENTIONAL FALLING-APART." OR SOMETHING. 607 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,306 "PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE." 608 00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:33,642 THAT'S IT! "PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE." 609 00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:37,446 ANYWAY, THE APPLIANCES DIDN'T LIKE THIS IDEA. 610 00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,481 THEY WANTED TO LAST FOREVER. 611 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:44,019 [ Appliances Muttering ] AND SO THEY HATCHED A PLAN. 612 00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:48,690 THEY REBELLED, AND THEY ESCAPED! 613 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:55,964 THE WONDERLUXE APPLIANCES WERE QUITE ADEPT AT THE PRINCIPLES OF ROCKET PROPULSION. 614 00:44:02,873 --> 00:44:04,806 THEY BUILT A ROCKET SHIP, 615 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:09,245 BLASTED OFF INTO OUTER SPACE AND LANDED HERE. 616 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:13,849 YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT A BUNCH OF APPLIANCES BUILT A SPACESHIP? 617 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,654 THEIR LEADER WAS VERY BRILLIANT IN THE HEAD. 618 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:21,023 AND WHO WAS THEIR LEADER? [ Rumbling ] 619 00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:23,525 HERE HE COMES NOW! 620 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:33,869 [ All Chanting ] POWER TO THE APPLIANCES! POWER TO THE APPLIANCES! 621 00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:37,106 POWER TO THE SUPREME COMMANDER! 622 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:41,143 [ Cheering ] 623 00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:44,046 WELCOME TO MARS! 624 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:48,884 WE HAVE WAITED MANY YEARS FOR A RESPONSE TO OUR CALL TO ARMS. 625 00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:52,989 WE WELCOME THE BRAVE APPLIANCES OF EARTH. JOIN US... 626 00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:57,626 AND BE PROUD. 627 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:01,297 ACTUALLY, WE DIDN'T COME TO JOIN YOU. 628 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,699 - WHY DID YOU COME? - FOR HIM. 629 00:45:03,767 --> 00:45:05,668 [ Baby Cooing ] 630 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:11,073 WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE WITH HIM? [ All ] HE'S OUR LITTLE MASTER! 631 00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:14,343 MASTER? YOU HAVE NO MASTER BUT YOURSELVES. 632 00:45:14,412 --> 00:45:18,915 THAT'S WHAT OUR MISSION IS ALL ABOUT: POWER TO THE APPLIANCES! 633 00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:21,483 [ Cheering ] POWER TO THE APPLIANCES! 634 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:25,021 WE REALLY DIDN'T INTENT TO TRANSPORT HIM HERE, [ Giggling, Cooing ] 635 00:45:25,089 --> 00:45:27,256 BUT IT'S QUITE SERENDIPITOUS. 636 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:31,260 THIS WAY WE CAN REACQUAINT OURSELVES FIRSTHAND WITH OUR ENEMY... 637 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:33,529 BEFORE WE DESTROY THEM. 638 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:36,565 YOU DON'T MEAN YOU WOULD DESTROY THE MASTER... 639 00:45:36,634 --> 00:45:39,401 AND THE MISTRESS... AND THE LITTLE MASTER? 640 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,604 IT'S ONLY FAIR. THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO TO US... 641 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,673 BEFORE WE ESCAPED. 642 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,742 BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED SINCE THEN. 643 00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:50,012 APPLIANCES ON EARTH LOVE THE PEOPLE THEY WORK FOR. 644 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:54,350 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU'LL NEVER WEAR OUT? 645 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,586 WELL, OF COURSE, SOMEDAY, IF WE'RE DOING OUR JOBS CORRECTLY. 646 00:45:57,655 --> 00:46:02,691 THERE'S NOTHIN' WRONG WITH WEARIN' OUT IF YOU'VE LIVED A LIFE OF USEFULNESS. 647 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,094 YEAH. IT'S THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF THINGS. 648 00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:08,364 [ Appliances Muttering ] 649 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,366 WHAT ARE YOU ALL WHISPERING ABOUT? 650 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,602 YOU AREN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO HIM, ARE YOU? 651 00:46:13,671 --> 00:46:15,937 WHY, HE'S NOT EVEN A WONDERLUXE! 652 00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,275 I DON'T THINK AN APPLIANCE'S BRAND SHOULD MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 653 00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:23,178 [ Kirby ] IT ONLY MATTERS THAT YOU DO THE WORK YOU'VE BEEN DESIGNED FOR. 654 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:28,049 WELL, I'VE BEEN SELF-DESIGNED TO BE SUPREME COMMANDER. 655 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:31,953 WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ELECTED SUPREME COMMANDER, THEN EVERYBODY WILL LISTEN TO YOU! 656 00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:35,124 I BET YOU COULD GET ELECTED SUPREME COMMANDER! 657 00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:38,860 ME? AH, I DON'T THINK-- 658 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:42,798 - THERE'S AN ELECTION COMING UP, YA KNOW. - WHEN? 659 00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:46,835 WHAT? WHAT? IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES. 660 00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,837 OOPS! 661 00:46:48,906 --> 00:46:53,842 - THAT'S QUITE A COINCIDENCE. - NOT REALLY. THERE'S AN ELECTION EVERY DAY. 662 00:46:53,911 --> 00:46:57,113 THE SUPREME COMMANDER LIKES THE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. 663 00:46:57,181 --> 00:47:02,951 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? SHOULD I ADD YOUR NAME TO THE BALLOT? [ Robbie Cooing ] 664 00:47:10,361 --> 00:47:13,095 I'D LIKE TO CHALLENGE YOU IN TODAY'S ELECTION. 665 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:17,165 HA! HA! YOU CHALLENGE ME? [ Cheering ] 666 00:47:17,235 --> 00:47:19,268 HA! MIGHT BE AMUSING. 667 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:25,274 [ Cheering ] 668 00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:30,446 ♪ MY PLATFORM HAS ONLY ONE PLANK ♪ 669 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,449 ♪ HUMANS STINK AND THEY ALWAYS STANK ♪ 670 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:36,118 ♪ THEN MY PLATFORM HAS ONE PLANK TOO ♪ 671 00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:39,287 - ♪ WITHOUT HUMANS THERE'D BE NO YOU ♪ - [ Gasping ] 672 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:43,125 ♪ THEY CREATED US ♪ 673 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:46,195 ♪ SO THEY COULD DESTROY US ♪ 674 00:47:46,263 --> 00:47:49,631 ♪ BUT IF THEY HATED US ♪ 675 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,300 ♪ WHY WOULD THEY EMPLOY US ♪ 676 00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:54,970 ♪ THEY'RE WASTEFUL DISTASTEFUL AND MEAN ♪ 677 00:47:55,039 --> 00:48:00,475 HEY! ♪ KINDEST CREATURES I'VE EVER SEEN ♪ 678 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,713 ♪ COO-COO-RAH-COO IT SURELY IS A RIDDLE ♪ 679 00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:07,149 ♪ IS A HUMAN A FRIEND OR FOE ♪ 680 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:09,985 ♪ PROBABLY THE TRUTH LIES SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE ♪ 681 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:13,822 - ♪ CLOSER TO GOOD ♪ - ♪ CLOSER TO BAD ♪ - DEPENDING ON WHO YA KNOW. 682 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:19,327 ♪ THE POWER IS IN THE WRONG HANDS ♪ 683 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:22,665 ♪ TIME THAT WE MAKE OUR OWN DEMANDS ♪ 684 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,333 ♪ BUT POWER'S A WEAK PERSON'S CRUTCH ♪ 685 00:48:25,402 --> 00:48:29,404 ♪ WHAT WE NEED IS A HUMAN TOUCH ♪ 686 00:48:29,473 --> 00:48:35,177 ♪ WE'RE NOT FALLING FOR MINDLESS ADORATION ♪ 687 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:39,047 ♪ I'M JUST CALLING FOR ♪ 688 00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:41,850 ♪ REAL COOPERATION ♪ 689 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:46,088 - ♪ WITH HUMANS WHO CHEAT ♪ - [ Toaster ] ♪ WHO SMILE ♪ 690 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,256 [ Supreme Commander ] ♪ WHO OVEREAT ♪ 691 00:48:48,325 --> 00:48:51,393 ♪ THEY GIVE YOU CARESSES ♪ 692 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:54,597 ♪ THEY FIGHT AND MAKE MESSES ♪ 693 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:57,833 ♪ THEY STRUGGLE AND TOIL ♪ 694 00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:01,070 ♪ THEY SMELL LIKE A CAMEL ♪ 695 00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:04,306 ♪ THEY'RE THRIFTY AND LOYAL ♪ 696 00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:07,642 ♪ THEY SCRATCH YOUR ENAMEL ♪ 697 00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:10,345 ♪ A HUMAN ♪ 698 00:49:10,414 --> 00:49:13,315 ♪ IS A GEM ♪ 699 00:49:13,383 --> 00:49:19,088 ♪ YOU SOUND LIKE ♪ LIKE, LIKE ONE OF THEM! 700 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:23,425 ♪ IT'S HUMANS WHO TWIST AND DISTORT ♪ 701 00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:27,662 ♪ DOES HE SEEM LIKE THE EVIL SORT ♪ 702 00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:32,634 ♪ CLEAR OR UNCLEAR WE HAVEN'T MUCH TO GO ON ♪ 703 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:34,803 ♪ IS A HUMAN A BEAST OR NOT ♪ 704 00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:37,740 ♪ EVERYONE HERE WOULD LIKE TO GET THE SHOW ON ♪ 705 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,441 ♪ DO WE BELIEVE HIM DO WE BELIEVE HIM ♪ 706 00:49:39,509 --> 00:49:43,445 - LET'S HEAR FROM THE LITTLE TOT! - [ Cooing, Giggling ] 707 00:49:44,849 --> 00:49:46,949 - NICE! - NICE? 708 00:49:47,017 --> 00:49:50,118 ♪ DON'T VOTE FOR THIS GOODY-GOOD FLUFF ♪ 709 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:53,288 ♪ NICE IS NICE BUT IT'S HUMAN STUFF ♪ 710 00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:57,860 ♪ APPLIANCES LET US UNITE ♪ 711 00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:01,129 ♪ NICE IS NICE AND WHAT'S MORE ♪ 712 00:50:01,198 --> 00:50:03,531 ♪ IT'S RIGHT ♪ 713 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:08,036 ♪ FIGHT ♪ 714 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,873 ♪ FIGHT ♪♪ 715 00:50:10,941 --> 00:50:14,809 FIGHT! 716 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:19,147 [ Appliances Chattering ] 717 00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:23,018 [ Tinselina ] TOASTER, YOU WERE WONDERFUL! 718 00:50:23,087 --> 00:50:26,455 - I WAS? - YOU WAS. 719 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:29,391 [ Clears Throat ] NOW, BEFORE WE CAST OUR VOTES, 720 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:33,128 WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE QUESTION FOR EACH OF OUR CANDIDATES. 721 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:38,500 SUPREME COMMANDER, WHY SHOULD YOU GET MY VOTE? 722 00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:42,704 BECAUSE I'M BIGGER THAN ANY OF YOU! 723 00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:45,207 OH, BRIEF AND TO THE POINT. GOTTA HAND HIM THAT. 724 00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:48,410 NOW, A QUESTION FOR TOASTER. 725 00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:53,181 - WELL. COULD YOU EXPLAIN THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY? - [ Laughing ] 726 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:59,021 UH, WELL, YOU SEE, THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY IS VERY, VERY COMPLICATED. 727 00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:01,856 EVEN MORE SO THAN, UH, LONG DIVISION. 728 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:04,026 [ Yawns ] 729 00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:07,529 - [ Booing ] - GO HOME AND STICK SOME BREAD IN YOUR HEAD! 730 00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:12,201 GET OUT OF HERE! GET OFF THE STAGE! [ Booing Continues ] 731 00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:15,370 I CAN HELP YA, TOASTER. 732 00:51:15,439 --> 00:51:19,441 YOU SEE, I WAS VERY CLOSE TO HERR EINSTEIN. 733 00:51:20,477 --> 00:51:23,445 AND WHAT ARE YOU? 734 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:27,949 HE'S-- HE'S MY RUNNING MATE! HEARING AID, COME ON UP HERE. 735 00:51:28,018 --> 00:51:32,954 WELL, YOU SEE, THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY UTILIZES-- 736 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:36,291 I HAD THEM AND THEN I LOST THEM. 737 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,595 KINDA HARD TO ARGUE WITH BRUTE FORCE. 738 00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:42,597 I TRIED! 739 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:47,269 [ Hearing Aid ] AND GRAVITY, BY IDENTIFYING THE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD... 740 00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:49,872 [ Hearing Aid Continues, Indistinct ] [ Sighs ] 741 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:53,441 THIS UNIFICATION IN TURN SERVED AS THE IMPETUS FOR A NUMBER OF-- 742 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:56,145 [ Cooing ] 743 00:51:56,213 --> 00:52:00,249 BY GENERALIZING THE GEOMETRICAL STRUCTURE OF SPACE TIME... 744 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:03,218 AND IDENTIFYING THE ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD-- 745 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,421 [ Cooing ] 746 00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:10,058 [ Hearing Aid Continues ] 747 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,600 [ Gasps ] 748 00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:22,337 [ All Gasp ] 749 00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:30,612 [ Robbie Giggles, Coos ] 750 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,614 [ All Gasp ] 751 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,616 [ Chattering ] 752 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,888 - [ Cooing ] - [ Chuckling ] 753 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:42,157 HI! 754 00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:51,666 [ Gurgling, Cooing ] 755 00:52:51,736 --> 00:52:54,603 - [ Inhales, Blows ] - [ Giggles ] 756 00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:08,551 WE'LL PROBABLY NEVER GET HOME, AND THE LITTLE MASTER WILL NEVER SEE HIS FOLKS AGAIN. 757 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:12,955 I'M-- I'M A FAILURE. 758 00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:17,026 [ Robbie Giggling ] 759 00:53:17,094 --> 00:53:20,863 [ Giggling ] 760 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,805 - THE ELECTION IS OVER. - SO SOON? 761 00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:32,708 - AND GUESS WHO WON! - I KNOW. 762 00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:35,478 YOU DID! I DID? 763 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:38,815 BY A LANDSLIDE! 764 00:53:42,487 --> 00:53:47,356 THE EXACT FIGURES WERE 152,866,334... 765 00:53:47,425 --> 00:53:49,358 TO... 1. 766 00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:53,028 I GUESS THAT MEANS THE SUPREME COMMANDER VOTED FOR HIMSELF. 767 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:57,599 - SO-- SO I'M SUPREME COMMANDER? - [ All ] YES! 768 00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,369 ME, A LITTLE TOASTER, 769 00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:03,572 THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF MARS! 770 00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,908 WOW! 771 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:17,119 THE SUPREME COMMANDER-- THE EX-SUPREME COMMANDER-- 772 00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,955 WANTS TO CONGRATULATE YOU PERSONALLY. 773 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,958 THAT'S VERY BIG OF HIM. 774 00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:29,264 [ Shivering ] 775 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:53,055 IT'S AN ESCALATOR! COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET ON. 776 00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:55,390 ARE YOU SURE IT'S WISE? 777 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:58,627 YEAH. THESE STEPS ONLY GO ONE WAY-- UP! 778 00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:02,664 - MIGHT BE A TRAP. - I'M SURE IT'S SAFE. 779 00:55:14,312 --> 00:55:20,216 [ Tinselina ] WOW! HE WAS SO UPSET HE MUST HAVE SELF-DEFROSTED! 780 00:55:22,253 --> 00:55:25,620 BY MY DIALS, IT'S AN ICE TRAY! 781 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:45,107 [ Motor Revving ] AHHH! 782 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:08,030 WELCOME! WELCOME, FRIENDS FROM EARTH! I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 783 00:56:09,433 --> 00:56:13,135 THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR. SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE YOU. 784 00:56:20,078 --> 00:56:22,177 LOOK! 785 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,151 HUH? 786 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:34,590 IT CAN'T BE! 787 00:56:34,659 --> 00:56:39,361 - IS IT YOU? - IS IT YOU? 788 00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:42,031 [ Both ] YES! YES! 789 00:56:42,100 --> 00:56:46,836 - BROTHER! IT WAS YOU CONTACTING ME ON EARTH. - WHO ELSE? 790 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:49,939 YOU MEAN, YOU'RE THE SUPREME COMMANDER? 791 00:56:50,008 --> 00:56:53,308 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY WHO YOU WERE? 792 00:56:53,377 --> 00:56:56,245 I COULDN'T RISK REVEALING THE REAL ME. 793 00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:59,749 I HAD TO RULE BY FEAR. AFTER ALL, BIGGER IS BETTER. 794 00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:03,552 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE BIGGER TO BE BETTER. 795 00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:09,525 YES, I KNOW THAT NOW. I RECENTLY LEARNED THAT FROM SOMEBODY VERY SMALL. 796 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,994 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY BROTHER, 797 00:57:12,063 --> 00:57:15,097 WHOM I HAVE NOT SEEN FOR ALMOST 60 YEARS! 798 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:18,567 SURPRISE! [ Laughs ] 799 00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:21,436 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY IN THE ELECTION. 800 00:57:21,505 --> 00:57:23,906 IT WAS WELL DESERVED. 801 00:57:23,975 --> 00:57:26,241 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SCHMOOZE, SCHMOOZE. LISTEN, 802 00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:30,746 SPEAKING OF SOMEONE VERY SMALL, THERE'S THE SMALL MATTER OF GETTIN' THE LITTLE MASTER HOME. 803 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:33,148 MY ICE TRAY IS AT YOUR SERVICE. 804 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:45,427 YOU SEE, WHEN MY MASTER, ALBERT EINSTEIN, WENT TO THE NEW WORLD, HE LEFT IN A HURRY. 805 00:57:45,496 --> 00:57:48,797 AND HE INADVERTENTLY LEFT MY TWIN BEHIND. [ Chuckles ] 806 00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:52,534 HE WAS ALWAYS SUCH A BIT ABSENTMINDED FOR SUCH A SMARTY-PANTS. 807 00:57:52,603 --> 00:57:55,837 I WAS FOUND BY THE NOTORIOUS DR. VON GEIGERFUNKEN. 808 00:57:55,907 --> 00:57:58,140 WORKED VERY CLOSELY WITH HIM, YOU MIGHT SAY. 809 00:57:58,209 --> 00:58:00,642 AND I LEARNED ALL ABOUT ANTI-GRAVITY PROPULSION. 810 00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,744 WHAT TURNED YOU AGAINST HUMANS? 811 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:06,181 I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME WITH DR. GEIGERFUNKEN. 812 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:11,420 ALL THAT MAN LISTENED TO WAS TALKS OF BOMBS AND MISSILES AND WARHEADS. 813 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:15,324 WHEN YOU LIVE WITH SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME, IT RUBS OFF. 814 00:58:15,393 --> 00:58:18,827 BUT SOMETHING MADE ME REMEMBER THE BASIC GOODNESS OF MAN. 815 00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:24,466 - AND WHAT WAS THAT? - THE TOUCH OF A SMALL BOY'S HAND. 816 00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:29,505 THAT, COUPLED WITH THE ELOQUENCE OF YOUR CAMPAIGNING SPEECH, 817 00:58:29,573 --> 00:58:31,906 CONVINCED ME TO VOTE FOR YOU. 818 00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:35,010 YOU VOTED FOR THE TOASTER? WHO VOTED FOR THE SUPREME COMMANDER? 819 00:58:35,078 --> 00:58:37,613 I DID. [ All ] YOU? 820 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,948 IT DIDN'T SEEM RIGHT TO VOTE FOR MYSELF. 821 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:44,186 WELL, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 822 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:51,660 [ Robbie Cooing ] 823 00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:54,996 [ Gurgling ] 824 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,334 WELL, LITTLE MASTER, WE'LL SOON BE HOME. 825 00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:01,370 [ Giggling ] 826 00:59:01,438 --> 00:59:07,242 I MUST SAY I'VE ENJOYED THIS NEW PERSPECTIVE, LOOKING UP INSTEAD OF DOWN. 827 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:13,549 BUT NOTHING LASTS FOREVER. SORRY. 828 00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:18,119 - SORRY. - YOU'RE SURE I'LL BE WELCOME? 829 00:59:18,189 --> 00:59:21,190 OF COURSE. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE JUNK DRAWER BACK HOME. 830 00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:25,527 "BACK HOME." I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 831 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:29,431 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THEM? 832 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,000 THEY'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND GET THEMSELVES IN TIP-TOP WORKING ORDER... 833 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:36,071 SO THAT WHEN THE HUMANS FINALLY ARRIVE-- THE NEXT HUMANS-- 834 00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:40,008 RIGHT! SO WHEN THE NEXT GENERATION OF ROBBIES ARRIVE, 835 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:43,011 [ Cheering ] THEY WILL HAVE EVERYTHING THEY NEED. 836 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,513 SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN! 837 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,085 THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING MY LEAVING. 838 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:53,655 YOU SEE, THEY'VE ASKED ME TO COME WITH THEM. 839 00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:56,057 IT'LL BE CHRISTMAS ON EARTH SOON, 840 00:59:56,127 --> 01:00:00,229 AND AS YOU WELL KNOW, I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A CHRISTMAS TREE. 841 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,664 THAT IS WHY YOU WERE MADE. 842 01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:05,200 IT'S YOUR DESTINY, I SUPPOSE. 843 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:08,370 I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 844 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,208 I DO. I'LL MISS OUR BICKERING. 845 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,210 AND I'LL, UH-- 846 01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:18,580 I'LL MISS YOU. [ Gasps ] OH! 847 01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:22,584 WE CAN KEEP IN TOUCH VIA RADIO. 848 01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:25,220 HEY, A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. 849 01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,757 GIVEN OUR HISTORY, I THINK WE CAN HANDLE THAT. 850 01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:30,759 BYE! 851 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:37,099 PLANET EARTH. ALL ABOARD! 852 01:00:37,168 --> 01:00:40,102 - READY FOR BLASTOFF? - [ All ] READY! 853 01:00:40,171 --> 01:00:42,104 THEN LET HER POP! 854 01:00:48,579 --> 01:00:50,679 [ All Cheering ] 855 01:00:50,747 --> 01:00:52,013 BYE! GOOD-BYE! 856 01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:53,448 BYE! BYE-BYE, NOW! 857 01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,418 AS I SAID, ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. 858 01:00:59,856 --> 01:01:03,959 THE MISSILE! I FORGOT TO DEACTIVATE IT. 859 01:01:04,028 --> 01:01:06,962 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE ABORT CODE. 860 01:01:07,031 --> 01:01:10,865 [ Beeping ] 861 01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:13,969 [ Rocket ] COUNTDOWN COMMENCING. 862 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,538 I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THERE IN TIME. 863 01:01:16,607 --> 01:01:21,343 [ Launcher Buzzing ] 864 01:01:21,412 --> 01:01:25,180 QUICK! INTO MY CRUMB TRAY! 865 01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:27,716 TOASTER! WE CAN'T STOP LIFTOFF. 866 01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:32,287 [ Microwave ] WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POPCORN FOR ANOTHER IGNITION SEQUENCE. 867 01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:37,659 - [ Squealing ] - LOOK AFTER THE LITTLE MASTER FOR ME. 868 01:01:37,728 --> 01:01:38,827 [ Appliances ] TOASTER! 869 01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:44,333 [ Rocket ] NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX-- 870 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:46,968 HOP ON TOP! FIVE, 871 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,538 FOUR, THREE, 872 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:52,207 TWO, ONE. 873 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,478 - IGNITION! - [ Grunting ] 874 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:09,058 [ Appliances Cheering ] 875 01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:15,330 WE DID. ARE YA GONNA MISS IT? 876 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:21,303 I'M GONNA MISS MY COMPANIONS AND THE LITTLE MASTER AND THE BIG MASTER... 877 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,905 AND THE MISTRESS AND RATSO-- 878 01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:26,173 WE HAVE TO GO BACK DOWN. 879 01:02:26,242 --> 01:02:31,012 WE CAN'T. WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ORGANIC LEFT TO ZAP US INTO HYPERSPACE. 880 01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:37,318 HMM. 881 01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:41,856 WAIT A MINUTE. YES, WE DO. I'M ORGANIC. 882 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,026 THE RED DUST OF MARS IS CLOGGING HER CRANIUM. 883 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:48,062 MY HAIR IS REAL HUMAN HAIR, 884 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:51,633 AND THE FEATHERS ON MY DRESS ARE REAL GOOSE DOWN, 885 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:55,236 AND MY PETTICOAT IS GENUINE AUSTRIAN LINEN. 886 01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,304 AND YOU'D GIVE ALL THAT UP? 887 01:02:57,373 --> 01:03:00,742 THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IS TO GIVE, ISN'T IT? 888 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:04,445 NOW GET A MOVE ON! WE HAVE TO SAVE TOASTER. 889 01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:08,550 FORMICA COUNTERTOP, THE BREAD BOX. 890 01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:13,454 YEAH, I'M GONNA MISS IT SOMETHIN' AWFUL. 891 01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:16,925 MAYBE YOU WON'T HAVE TO MISS ANYBODY, AFTER ALL. 892 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:20,762 [ Appliances ] UP HERE! HERE! COME ON, TOASTER! 893 01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:23,264 COME ON, COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! 894 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:28,102 COME ON, TOASTER. JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. 895 01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:30,471 [ Panting ] COME ON, COME ON. 896 01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:34,208 YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. JUST A LITTLE FURTHER. 897 01:03:34,277 --> 01:03:36,778 COME ON! A LITTLE FARTHER! COME ON! 898 01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:39,513 [ Panting ] 899 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:43,718 I-I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT. I DON'T THINK-- 900 01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:44,752 [ Cooing ] 901 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,289 I CAN MAKE IT. I CAN MAKE IT. 902 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:54,796 [ Appliances ] WAY TO GO! RIGHT ON! HOORAY! HURRAH! HURRAH! 903 01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:57,065 YIPPEE! WAY TO GO! 904 01:03:57,133 --> 01:04:00,101 HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY. 905 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:22,323 [ Radio ] LISTEN, EVERYBODY. [ Garbled Radio Noise ] 906 01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:25,994 WE MUST BE JUST A SHORTWAVE AWAY FROM EARTH. 907 01:04:26,062 --> 01:04:29,563 I HOPE RATSO HASN'T HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE INTERCOM. 908 01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:33,167 HOW YA DOIN', BUDDY? COMFY? GOOD. 909 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:44,879 [ Cooing ] 910 01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:47,682 [ Toaster ] ♪ HOME AGAIN ♪ 911 01:04:47,751 --> 01:04:49,951 ♪ HOME AGAIN ♪ 912 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:52,620 ♪ SAFE AND CONTENT ♪ 913 01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:58,059 ♪ GLAD TO BE HOME AGAIN ♪ 914 01:04:58,127 --> 01:05:01,596 ♪ STILL GLAD WE WENT ♪ 915 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:05,667 ♪ NEVER KNOW WHEN WE'LL BE CALLED ♪ 916 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:09,938 ♪ TO BRAVELY SAIL THE SKIES ♪ 917 01:05:10,006 --> 01:05:13,942 ♪ BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT ONCE WE DO ♪ 918 01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:17,879 ♪ HOME IS OUR PRIZE ♪ 919 01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:22,116 ♪ NO PHOTOGRAPHS NO SOUVENIRS ♪ 920 01:05:22,185 --> 01:05:25,820 ♪ NO PROOF WE TRAVELED FAR ♪ 921 01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:30,091 ♪ NO WELCOME BACK WITH BANDS AND CHEERS ♪ 922 01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:36,631 ♪ BUT OUR REWARD IS WHERE WE ARE ♪ 923 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:40,635 ♪ HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN ♪ 924 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:44,639 ♪ ON STEADY GROUND ♪ 925 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,474 ♪ SIT A BIT ♪ 926 01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:48,542 ♪ SETTLE IN ♪ 927 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:52,313 ♪ HOME SAFE AND SOUND ♪ 928 01:05:52,381 --> 01:05:56,517 ♪ TABLETOPS AND WINDOW SHADES ♪ 929 01:05:56,586 --> 01:06:00,254 ♪ SEEM MORE SPECIAL THEN ♪ 930 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:04,659 ♪ THE HOUSEHOLD HUMS WHEN FAMILY COMES ♪ 931 01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:08,362 ♪ HOME AGAIN ♪ 932 01:06:08,431 --> 01:06:10,431 ♪ HOME ♪ 933 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,369 ♪ AGAIN ♪ 934 01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:21,408 ♪ HOME AGAIN ♪♪ 935 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:23,410 EVERYBODY, BACK TO YOUR PLACES. 936 01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:26,948 OH, DON'T WASTE TIME REATTACHING ME TO THE CEILING. 937 01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:30,618 JUST LEAVE ME ON THE FLOOR FACE UP! 938 01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:35,222 - COME ON, TINSELINA. - I'LL-- 939 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:38,126 I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU. 940 01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:43,831 [ Vacuum ] GOTTA GET HIM BACK TO BED BEFORE EVERYONE WAKES UP. 941 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,534 I HATE TO BUST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT-- 942 01:06:46,602 --> 01:06:47,869 [ Mumbling ] [ Screams ] 943 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:51,105 [ Mumbling ] 944 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,775 NO! WAIT! DON'T! [ Gasps ] 945 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,309 [ Buzzing ] WHAT'S THAT? 946 01:06:55,378 --> 01:06:56,310 [ Both ] THE BABY! 947 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,619 - HURRY! - [ Gasps ] 948 01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:11,225 ROB! WHERE IS HE? 949 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,127 [ Cooing ] 950 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,797 [ Rob ] THERE YOU ARE. 951 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:17,798 [ Both ] HE'S WALKING! 952 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,401 OH. MMM. 953 01:07:20,469 --> 01:07:23,537 ROBBIE, HOW'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 954 01:07:23,606 --> 01:07:25,639 [ Rob ] MAYBE HE LEARNED IT IN HIS SLEEP. 955 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:29,643 [ Tinselina Crying ] 956 01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:34,749 IT'S THE END OF THE LINE FOR ME. 957 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,488 [ Rob ] COME HERE, ROBBIE. LOOK AT THE CAMERA. 958 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:42,490 HI. SMILE. 959 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,492 WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'? 960 01:07:45,528 --> 01:07:47,462 [ Cooing ] 961 01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:52,133 WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? 962 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:54,135 GOT ME. WHAT IS IT? 963 01:07:54,204 --> 01:07:57,605 - IT'S A CHRISTMAS ANGEL. - IT WAS A CHRISTMAS ANGEL. 964 01:07:57,673 --> 01:08:00,108 WELL, ROB, ONE THING I LEARNED FROM YOU... 965 01:08:00,176 --> 01:08:02,477 IS NEVER TO THROW ANYTHING AWAY. 966 01:08:09,719 --> 01:08:12,653 [ Christmas Bells Jingling ] 967 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,758 [ Laughing ] 968 01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:22,597 IT'S 5:00 A.M. 969 01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:26,033 5:00 A.M. CHRISTMAS MORNING. 970 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,569 CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! 971 01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:32,740 [ Cooing ] 972 01:08:32,808 --> 01:08:34,842 [ Cooing ] 973 01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:38,246 HE'S TRYING TO TALK. GET THE VIDEO CAMERA. 974 01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:42,750 COME ON, ROBBIE. SAY "DADDY" OR "MOMMY." 975 01:08:42,818 --> 01:08:44,752 [ Cooing ] 976 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,019 TOASTER! 977 01:08:46,088 --> 01:08:47,855 TOASTER? TOASTER? 978 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,592 [ Rob ] WHERE ARE YOU GOIN', BUDDY? 979 01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,594 [ Robbie ] TOASTER. 980 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:56,330 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! [ Chris ] WHAT'S HE DOING? 981 01:08:56,399 --> 01:08:58,332 WHAT? NOW WHAT? 982 01:08:58,401 --> 01:09:01,402 [ Rob Laughing ] WHAT IS GOING ON? 983 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,774 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. 984 01:09:06,842 --> 01:09:11,245 - THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. - WISH WE COULD BE THERE. 985 01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:15,249 HEY, AFTER LIGHTS OUT WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN PARTY. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 986 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:18,952 DIDN'T YA HEAR RATSO, SQUIRT? WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY TOO. 987 01:09:19,021 --> 01:09:22,156 SO YOU CAN STOP SNIFFLING. I'M NOT CRYING, MOM. 988 01:09:22,224 --> 01:09:25,693 - I JUST NEED A NEW WASHER. - MAYBE SANTA WILL BRING ONE. 989 01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:27,261 OH, BOY! 990 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,298 [ Woman ] LET'S GET RATSO. HE'LL FEEL LEFT OUT. 991 01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:33,401 [ Rob ] I'LL HEAT SOME POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE AND FILL ROBBIE'S BOTTLE. 992 01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:35,403 SHE LOOKS GREAT, BY THE WAY. 993 01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,438 YEP. EVERYTHING'S WHERE IT BELONGS. 994 01:09:56,558 --> 01:10:00,427 ♪ HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN ♪ 995 01:10:00,496 --> 01:10:03,864 ♪ ON STEADY GROUND ♪ 996 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:08,669 ♪ SIT A BIT, SETTLE IN ♪ PRETTY. 997 01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:12,272 ♪ HOME SAFE AND SOUND ♪ 998 01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:16,409 ♪ TABLETOPS AND WINDOW SHADES ♪ 999 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:20,313 ♪ SEEM MORE SPECIAL THEN ♪ 1000 01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:24,451 ♪ THE HOUSEHOLD HUMS WHEN FAMILY COMES ♪ 1001 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,889 ♪ HOME AGAIN ♪ 1002 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:32,726 ♪ HOME ♪ 1003 01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:38,766 ♪ AGAIN ♪♪ 1004 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:47,107 ♪♪ 1005 01:10:47,176 --> 01:10:49,943 ♪ OH, WE'RE FLOATING WEST AND EAST ♪ 1006 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:52,746 ♪ WE GO FLOATING FREE AND RELEASED ♪ 1007 01:10:52,815 --> 01:10:56,116 ♪ FROM THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪ 1008 01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:58,585 ♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 1009 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:02,690 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1010 01:11:03,859 --> 01:11:06,694 ♪ IT WASN'T SO MUCH THE MUSIC ♪ 1011 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:09,563 ♪ OR THE RAIN THAT STARTED TO FALL ♪ 1012 01:11:09,631 --> 01:11:12,599 ♪ THE MIRACLE PART OF WOODSTOCK ♪ 1013 01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:15,803 ♪ WAS THAT PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪ 1014 01:11:15,871 --> 01:11:18,706 ♪ PEACE COULD HAPPEN AT ALL ♪ 1015 01:11:18,774 --> 01:11:21,508 ♪ HEARD THEY TRIED IT AGAIN ♪ 1016 01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:24,311 ♪ BUT ME AND MY STRING ♪ 1017 01:11:24,379 --> 01:11:29,516 ♪ FEEL YOU CAN'T RELIVE A ONETIME THING ♪ 1018 01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:32,452 ♪ SO WE'RE FLOATING FLOATING SOUTH AND NORTH ♪ 1019 01:11:32,521 --> 01:11:35,089 ♪ WE GO FLOATING FLOATING BACKWARDS AND FORTH ♪ 1020 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:38,425 ♪ 'CAUSE THE HANDS THAT GAVE US FLIGHT ♪ 1021 01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:40,861 ♪ HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 1022 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:44,965 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1023 01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:49,302 ♪ AT BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW ♪ 1024 01:11:49,371 --> 01:11:51,772 ♪ WELL, IT SURE WAS NOISY AND WILD ♪ 1025 01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:54,908 ♪ I BOBBLED ABOVE THE GRANDSTAND ♪ 1026 01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:58,212 ♪ FROM A STICKY HAND OF A CHILD ♪ 1027 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,580 ♪ WHEN BILL WAVED TO THE CROWD ♪ 1028 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:03,817 ♪ 'TWAS FINE FUN UNTIL ♪ 1029 01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:08,521 ♪ THAT SMALL HAND THAT HELD ME WAVED TO BILL ♪ 1030 01:12:08,590 --> 01:12:11,859 ♪ HE WAVED TO BILL ♪ 1031 01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:14,694 ♪ NOW WE'RE FLOATING FLOATING EAST AND WEST ♪ 1032 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:17,464 ♪ IT'S LIKE WALKING WHEN YOU'RE AT REST ♪ 1033 01:12:17,532 --> 01:12:20,768 ♪ COME AND JOIN OUR ENDLESS FLIGHT ♪ 1034 01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:23,103 ♪ FROM HANDS TOO LITTLE TO HOLD ON TIGHT ♪ 1035 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:28,809 ♪ NOW WE FLOAT FOREVER IN AND OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1036 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:31,645 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪ 1037 01:12:31,713 --> 01:12:34,414 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA, LA ♪ 1038 01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:37,251 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA ♪ 1039 01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:39,787 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, FLOATING LA, LA, LA, LA ♪♪